While the monologues in this collection are FREE, they are copyright protected. Jessie? I know what you guys are all thinking, just pretend to be sick. I think you should know that about three years ago I was diagnosed with ADHD. *B U(%s7+Yl/= I deserved it, didnt I? Tiggers love parties! Its being drowned in a bathtub because Pedro was asked to give me a bath instead of playing soccer with his buddies down the street. Excuse me Owl, is there honey in that pot? The beast came into my home and ruined my stuff. That sounds great. What are some challenges actors face when transitioning from stage to television or film? Oh no no no, the cost, the charge in money? My paper is still blank. A couple times. See, the humans, they respect me. I panicked and looked for a place to go, and thats when I saw a student I had never met before, crouched under one of the computer tables. ManI just cant wait to hang out in real life again. This is the beginning of: "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" (1977). I think we have some candles. I grabbed my lunch, and my dad yelled goodbye and just like always, he says, Dont do anything stupid. Its like my old mans motto, and normally, I dont listen. Youll be famous without any drawbacks! I created them. It's rather good I think. This is seen through the use of dashes, short lines, and the parenthesis which contain Eeyores commentary on how he thinks the poem is progressing. We were driving along laughing and joking. Im sorry for many things. Dude, Im getting pulled over! By: Isabella Besly, Age 13, Texas USA Description: The protagonist is mad at their best friend and tries to give them the silent treatment. After I leave here, Im going to that high bridge over the interstate freeway. Needless to say, youre officially out of gum, unless you count the piece stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Adieu. Oh my Honey Boo Bear I loved you so much. He told stories and did impressions every chance he got. That fact is without debate. I mean arent we in a day and age where its okay to be different? I like Rabbit, because he uses short easy words like "How about lunch?" So, I guess she figured if I was dead, she would be the fairest and prettiest of them all. Well guess what, I am tired of it and Ive had enough! Eeyore is not entirely sure whats going on, how to explain it, how to write about it, or what exactly to say. The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow Pdf Scholastic, Youre telling me Im going to be in piles and piles of student loan debt for the rest of my life so that the teacher who is supposed to be, thats right, teaching me chemistry, a key part of my future career can not feel like teaching! Thats just bizarre. Before you know it, everyone is asking where they can get a piece. I just couldnt take it anymore, you know? It was everywhere. But all she cares about is doing dumb science experiments, mostly tests on me! Call me Mara, because the Almighty has sent me great sorrow. I just know. Oh, and sorry about the hot dog guy, he made me mad when he got my order wrong. But when I was messing around with Ricky, I told him I liked disco. You would be too, if you lived at my house. Of course, your first thought is, Eww! When I look in the mirror today, I see the inside. First Place Winner! I could only focus on the skin on my belly rolling into layers one on top of the other, like a thick and heavy blanket that draped down to my ankles. This monologue focuses on body image and self esteem. I was just thinking about the first day of quarantine. And we did, for a while. For some reason, the medicine just didnt work anymore. Practically a quantum computer, and my two brothers were jealous of this, which led to my being bullied by my own family. I swear it wasnt my fault. You have the liberty of not worrying about whether your mom will come home. Or when I put a giant pink triangle on the door to my room, or when I bought a rainbow bow tie and suspenders? Okay, Plan B, cover story, come on think of a cover story. Yeah, twelve. Oh, Im an hour early? (pause) No, mom. But for the earthy humans you realize how cruel this life can be, so you just do your best to get by. Actor can come up with a variety of challenging and funny physical antics and facial expressions.). This is quite a funny way to write a poem. Oh, oh, hello Pooh Bear. I read some of the letters he wrote, one was to a boy named Jacob. Only someone with the blessings of Athena could have enough foresight to think of using something shiny to deflect my gazeYou wont need it. Here I am. From my friends to my neighbor to my job, its all bad. I know that you think of me as your cute baby girl with her pretty dress and crown hoping to one day marry a prince. People come to you when they need answers right? I'll stay here and be miserable with no presents, no cake, and no candles, Narrator: Pooh hurried home as fast as he could, and he should he find in front of his house----. (turns around and sighs) Fiddlesticks. Like, forever. That will totally make him think Im cool. The audition where all my dreams could finally become a reality. I remember at one time I was obsessed with numbers, I started counting calories, weighing myself all the time, etc. I told him I did too. [Dementedly] So, Ill say this to you. The door to the basement flung open and the sliver of light shone on us. Hey, why arent there any posters hung up in Ms. Daniels room? You didn't see anything, did you ? I put my life on the line for this! By: Isaac T., age 14, California, USA Description: A long-time player of the lottery runs into some bad luck. (Apply red lipstick.) Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, neither myself and nor my company, nor pasta had nothing to do with the untimely death of my wife. I heard you from the waiting room. My mom came and picked me up in her white Benz. Ill get to practice my Espaol. Exhales to calm herself.) "O that this too too sullied flesh would melt". (Shyly) I kinda like the new girl Jessica. No matter how hard I try to discover the secret of what goes on in the mind of a female, it will forever be a mystery. Hed come home from work late with an apology. That means goodbye. Then he took me to his Underworld, which meant everything stopped growing on the top of the ground. Ma! You just let go not knowing what could happen. This is for punctuation marks only! Not your enemy. I couldnt remember but then it came to meI was home. Let it go. [Pooh] Oh yes, that reminds me, happy Windsday Owl! Second Place Winner! He could barely look me in the eye. The pool is green, and I dont know how to fix it. No way. The Parable of Piglet and Eeyore - by James Archer. I dont carry no hate around like a bag a rocks. How can I impress him? But when I try and do something to fix this place, Im dismissed. Everyone in this family does. Opened up his eyes, he said. There. Second Place Winner! [Narrator] As a matter of fact it was raining all over the Hundred Acre Wood. But that is strikingly less noble. Thats right, I married my Uncle. (Smiles at audience. I felt the disappointed glare of Arthur Miller. But, as quickly as I thought those things, I asked myself, What are my chance of winning really? Like, honestly Ive never won a thing in my life. What they dunnot tell ye is that my gold is buried deep below. You just feel bad because some of us really cared, and thats not sorry, thats pity. Medicine is not magic, I guess. Mom, I wish you were here so that I could talk to you. Okay, start again. I-I mean, of course, my parents would always tell me Im pretty. Honorary Mention By: Alexandria Davidson, Age 16 From: Ontario, Canada Description: This piece is based on my real life experience as I parted realms with my late father, Jeffrey Alexander Davidson. People are amazed that I remember so much about my mother, because the cancer took her when I was only five. So, then she held up my coffee and acted all apologetic like everything was gonna be fine. And what happened then you ask? Its Ross Sullivan you really have to watch out for. It took a while, but I finally decided to put the phone down and live in the real world. And I was the girl, who ignored her cries. (Samantha enters the office) Samantha, get out of my office now Im not dealing with you today. He was being serious, that wasnt a compliment! 1. Ive seen it all buddy. Why does Sky have to be such a gossiper with her amazing looks and gorgeous hair, although she is still a four eyes, but I guess I cant say anything (points to glasses). No one can match my skills or mastery. Tigger: Yeah, forgot the twitch, that was my problem! I mean who do you think you are? My childhood has been taken away from me. I was only 18 at the time. Oh yeah, I just had my birthday. By: Janisha Pyakurel, Age 13, Texas USA Description: A child shares their gender identity with a parent. Its not really as sad as it sounds. But I wasnt in the mood to play her games. You know I have bipolar. The brother who then moved out and we never heard from him again! Lucky my granny knitted me a warm jumper! Wait, what? First Place Winner! Well, stay safe, and I hope the pencil wound in your arm heals. Rainbows and unicorns, that felt good! Playing basketball is my whole life, my dream. The only time I can escape is in my dreams. Then why cant you help? By: Henry Osher, Age 17, Connecticut, USA Description: Hero interrupts the Villain's monologue Genre: Comedic. By: Erin Case, Washington, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen asks a stranger for help after missing a train stop while running away. Guess I'll have to get used to it., It's an awful nice tail, Kanga. You hear so much about college all your life, so you feel like a failure if you dont go. It took about a roll of paper towels to clear away the bloodand tears if Im being honest. Never, ever touch Mr. Rupert. Our kind. Were not aliens or animals! Its may I go to the nurses office, child, not can. Shed been yelling at me almost every day for the littlest things too. Then theyre like Oh, you can just wear high heels which is great advice because I love wearing shoes that make my feet feel like theyre on fire. For almost a decade, our company has held the largest market share for pasta in the world. Lets seelets see (looking around). Im not embarrassed; its just not what youre going to expect.Well, if you really want me to say it. He/she gets up, addresses the audience. In New York I found love. I might have gotten a little heated. One of the oldest names we know. And the point is just to have fun, right? In my opinion, girls should just say what they mean and not send hidden messages. W O L. That spells Owl. Im Janice P. Nelson. In this case, Eeyore shares his relatable thoughts about writing. I met someone. In the midst of chaos, there was a moment where it felt like time had slowed down, and I got a chance to look at his eyes. To live, to exist and to be alive. The result, more time. Its peaceful there with my earbuds in. Think, think think Now, fur cones belong in trees, up high with the buzzing bees. Oh, god Im a terrible person. Wasnt even saying anything clever Anyway, why Im here today is no laughing matter. and "Help yourself, Pooh". It taught me how to grieve. I am not spoken to unless I speak first. I stood there, 16 years old and I thought, Dear God, please dont say those vows. He said em, and then I thought Maybe I could run away? Then the priest said Speak now or forever hold your peace. I said nothing. Thats the Greek word for hello, for your information. Maybe its an art to not care. I really thought I was dead but then I discovered my long-lost uncle! This is how I imagined my first breakup would be: (dramatic pose, Girl imitating boy voice) Im sorry. I dont care. My Love Charlie, I miss you. And a girl named George. I wonder and I wonder, and I know that you say its just my imagination. I'm the only one And on the screen, it said, You should have done what I asked. That was the last time I messed with my supernatural computer. I know! Last month, I had to fire four slackers right after another because they were not what I was looking for. They were rushing past me. Oh, you should have seen their faces when Frankie asked me to the homecoming dance. When I was 7, my mother took me to the optometrist, where they had little reading charts with Es plastered all over. We used to be best friends. I know this from personal experience. Do you even eat? thin. A shark, at least fifteen feet long, was staring at me the way a barn owl stares at a mouse. (Pop!). I mean the fur and the teeth are really authentic. I hear them talking about how inspirational her story is. Mandarin Oriental Spa Products, Just looking at the moon, June Bug. (pause) Yes, my cat. I dont suppose you can just locate her quickly up there and ask why she did it and then pass the message on to me? I really didnt have any friends, being the new girl and all, so I spent most of my free time at school aimlessly roaming the halls, or finding a quiet place to sit and read. At lunch we had meatloaf, so I went hungry. By: Sophie S., Texas, USA, Age 16 Description: Tommy, 18, is going away to college, and saying goodbye to a tiger who has been his imaginary friend his entire life. I have to live in the Under World for six months of the year as, um Queen of the Dead! It is so annoying. Honorable Mention! Speaking of Wicked, I am playing Glinda in our school version of the Broadway musical this spring. By: Astra B., Age 16, NYC, USA Description: A nomad tells his sister his philosophy on life and why he chose his lifestyle. It looks like you could eat me and my grandma up. (Anya leaves the office), By: Dakota Stranger, Georgia, USA, Age 14 Description: A kid dreams of an odd encounter that has a real-world complication. What do you think is worse-being known as ugly, or not being known at all? Im not an armrest, IM A HUMAN BEING! We ran out of money and he was calling, begging, his voice thick as honey. What do you mean you are busy? Literally everything. And, if its a life you want at the end of this, go home. Everything I just said. I have to get Luke from daycare. Theres this thing called emancipation. Well, Ive never been much for friends. It said Busch Gardens Pompeii. But as everyone says its all okay because I can still throw on a smile, and the one thing that makes this all go away are the drugs. If youre done with the tea, dear, you can just set it on my desk. By: Sami Taylor, Age 15, Austin, TX, USA Description: A teen running for Student Council President delivers a terrible campaign speech. Who doesnt want to be like Elizabeth Bennet? That was only a month ago. Now it is all over because I made one mistake. But make sure that YOU dont ever call him that. You ever tangled with a cat before? And I really, need this. I started to wonder if I would ever get out? Boisterous and exuberant, Tigger is wonderful and one-of-a-kind. You cant live a life, if youre not willing to live it. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it. We'll get you out. [Christopher Robin] Look! I could get hit by a car, robbed, kidnapped, attacked by an animal, or contract a disease. Oh, did I mentionhe is fine, he is fine. Even though hes my best friend, we have sort of a love/hate relationship. You could call my life with your phone and it would say something like, youre on hold. Is it just me, or do you feel this way too? Cerritos Mall No, sir crocs are not a 911 emergency, however I do appreciate your concern because they truly are a real FASHION CRIME. Youre sick, and thats okay. Yeah, no. But in the end I was punished for it. Gender: Female Genre: Dramedy. First Place Winner By: Lilly Johnson, Age 13, Missouri, USA Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenage surfer narrowly escapes a shark attack and it changes her view of the ocean forever. I am so excited! But anyway, I didnt feel like talking to her, so I went up to my room to do homework. At a time like this, she is just sitting there reading? Thank you for coming to my seminar on Gallivanting through the Asteroid Cosmonaut Magnitude of Outer Planets through Orbit. For the kiddies out there SPAAAACE! I didnt have a choice. I am thinking about thinking about not thinking and that might be enough make you think about thinking, which is a lot of thinking. The feeling of loneliness hits you. Or FAAAAST! Skylar Morrison likes to thump kids on the head. First Place Winner! Say goodbye to your children.(He grins and starts playing the flute again.). But even then they make fun of me. Maybe a source of anxiety could become a source of joy. Theyre just statues, now. Sometimes you have to move on. I need to tell her. Though Im not young anymore. I just sent it. I love all the fun trips and traveling, and this loving and kind family, I just dont think a sixteen-year-old should be held to such high expectations. They taught me by their example. Yeah, you can probably imagine how well that went. Genre: Comedic-Dramatic. But now there are days where I feel that there is no light, and the darkness just fills up my thoughts. No never mind its a long story. Ooooh. My name is Brock Bruce. Its okay. Tapping your pencil on my chair for this whole 30 minutes wont make the time go by quicker. I know why my mom asked you to come. If I do one thing wrong everybody is going to notice, and laugh at me, and Im going to be so embarrassed. Oh well, I hope Mrs. Smith recovers. My purpose is to defeat the dark matter plaguing the universe. Oh, and Im really looking forward to spring break. I see a therapist. How about this: if you guys dont tell anyone that Im here, I will make meals for you, clean your cottage, mend your clothes, take care of you when you are sick, and this will be our little secret. Or say something like, Im fine, even though they are definitely not fine. Covid/19 is the imposter, and the spaceship is the quarantined area. I havent even gone in yet. When you mutter like that, Pooh, we can't have a productive discourse about the situation. I cant do this anymore. Im sure of that. Im tired of sacrificing my identity just to make your life a little more comfortable. They never accept me the way I am. Ive heard you say sorry a million times. Runnings all right it gives me something to do but itll never be like swimming. Now my cat can no longer break it. No presidents no emperors, us kids. You know what, maybe Baby Erk isnt so bad? What if I dont ever find my way back? Eeyore: What makes you think anything's the matter? Not only because it reflects Disney's original vision for Winnie the Pooh as a feature but because it also embodies the spirit of youth and childhood as seen through the eyes of Christopher Robin and his animal friends and shared by generations of the young and young at heart. He badged! I'm a hefty happy Pooh. By: Emma Gordon, Age 12, New York, USA Description: A college student shares a lesson in empathy with her friend. Ill have you know I did method acting in my youth; Ive had calls from the RSC. Meanwhile little Roo made an important discovery. He screamed Where is it? My job is a living nightmare. The port is closed,too? I just threw away a friendship after one mistake. Well, I'll just turn it to the wall. Okay, okay. To get bullied and called worthless do you want that? Buther. They just see innocent brown eyes and a slim figure. Youre telling me I have to share my room? I try not to have any real friends; they just judge me drag me down. You are a monster. My dad is an entomologist, so he got me interested at a young age. The mystery club is waiting. Send someone over. Still dont know why he decided to teach English. Ive found that in the classes where I sit next to a friend, I do much better. What are youwhat? Everyone else was left hobbling around like idiots while my brown shoes trudged through the grass. AHH, MUTE YOUR MIC DEAR. We had just left a party. I would hear her screaming in the kitchen, and Id run down and see her holding a knife and covered in blood. Actually, in grade six I was voted most likely to end up working at Walmart, so who cares about skills when the people have spoken! <>
I pretend Im flying for hours when Im up there. This soft-spoken, s-s-steady friends generosity leads this timid character to some large adventures. Winnie the Pooh (pooh) Hey that rhymes! I understand. Sometimes I wish we could just sit and talk. I have no idea who I am. you think I am obsessed too? I put my hands onto the freezing car window and saw that my keys were inside of the car! Trust me, Im doing you a solid here. I remember her telling me, right before she died, that she will always be with me, watching over me like the moon. WITH THEIR MASSIVE HORNS! I didnt mind some Donna Summers and some Bee Gees, now and then, but Ricky loved it. I dont care if you like her. Who in their right mind would EVER find me attractive?! Drama Notebook holds a Monologue Contest every month for students ages 6-18. Pretty cool, right? Eeyore, when I say "now", Pooh will drop the stone! But the little girl everyone used to laugh at, and praise is gone now. Second Place Winner By: Jessie Stevenson, Age 13, California. As I defend my stars and fight for all that is good in the universe, my opponent withers and shrinks, folding in on itself. But home wasnt much better. But trust me, what youre doing now Ray, its not living. GET. you guys are worse today than yesterday, and now I have to replace that window! Judging by the way both of these people acted, I think that they had some secret connection. (Gestures to entire body. Oh yes, I remember her. It was awful looking and had teeth that could bite someone in half. By: Christopher Parker, Age 13, South Carolina USA Description: A teen explains the craziness of quarantine to a friend online. I knew that Pompeii was an ancient Roman city, and somehow a volcanic eruption turned the place into ashes. Yes, Im serious. Coocoo COO! So Pooh ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate, and ate and ATE! By:Philip G., Age 13, New Mexico, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen wishes to overcome his/her fears. When I turned 18 and welcomed my womanhood, it all started to feel darker. Especially the cat. Give me more please! Naturally, I went to investigate and saw a sight so horrific I might never recover. You take a few minutes to decide how youre going to do your hair and how youre going to do your makeup and if you even want to do makeup. Just stay hereand have that be enough. If you cant accept me, then thats your issue. This was simply a scientific study. Who knows, maybe there will be a perfect day in the future. Rabbit: (yawns) I think we should all be going. You shall live with me! What finally got me was Harvard. Of course, by this point, it isnt my story anymore anyway. Well, let's go in! Hes so strong! Up, down, up. The more bullying happens to me the more I become depressed. Think. Oh, oh, here she comes. (pause) I think Ive told you before about how my sister, Katherine and I would play pranks on each other. I got plenty of love left. We used to know everything about each other. OK. You're lashing out, Pooh, and that's normal, part of the healing process. I could barely even form a complete thought when no. This is it. I had no money and no phone. (Animatedly) Oh! endobj
But trust me, if you say anything to the police, I will never forgive you for that. Im running out of air. I started banging at the mirror and shouting Someone help me! He gave me some yogurt. Wait. Well, unfortunately Ive tried that already and they didnt buy it. And to be honest, I dont want it to. Me? I read the label on the front of it aloud. We were in and out SO quick and we got some good cash out of it. I just have to say one more thing. And the fact that no two are the same says a lot. But I didnt have a friend. They just know it, deep down, they dont feel pretty. But your voice sounds so sad sometimes that it frightens me. I work hard to get good grades, but to not be the top of my class. Time for my stoutness exercise. Dont you dare throw that chair out the window! His Wikipedia page is half that many pages, and that has pictures and headings and stuff! So, while my Great uncle Robert was returning in the late forenoon from the-. Rule #6 No crying allowed. 4. (beat) Oh, hello, Mr. Mumumba. Obviously its not going well, but at least Im trying right? Eeyore is usually shown as a pessimistic, gloomy, anhedonic, old, grey, and a stuffed donkey who is one among the friends of Pooh. I'm unraveling! Let you tell everyone who I really am? This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. And then lying on the grass, my body like lead, my head splitting with pain, and the sweet, overpowering fragrance of grass. (Fumbles around in near darkness.) "Being grown up," it said to itself, "there is no hurry. Its so helpless cant you see? Nope. Most of the time you cant tell. (excited, inspired with his new idea) It can be a huge ice theme park. Another ticket! Hes coming to pick me up this weekend in his Camaro. Well girls, today has already been the craziest day of my life. One day though, Im gonna fly. It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. You need to pay me now! I typically spend about two hours a day here at the library after school, then I either head to violin, lacrosse, or karate. Lightning broke the sky outside and traveled along the ground and through my bicycle. I walked six miles home in my new heels because I knew that if I ever stepped foot in a car it would probably explode. Now, Ive been thinking for a long time. I thought I was weird not feeling like either a boy or a girl. Help me set up for your sisters party! Youre in the classroom and the one kid you absolutely detest, walks up to you and asks to borrow your pencil. "After all, one can't complain. I wonder who he is. First, we trashed his place. By: Lizzie Towell, Age 18, Texas, USA Description: Snow White leads a support group for princesses who have evil stepmothers. Accessed 18 January 2023. You were the light of my life, the reason I would wake up in the morning. Valentines Day is still stupid. I ran and ran and this was the first house I found. 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