Alright, you know what Rachel? Santana to Quinn after finding out Quinn's dating her professor., Thanksgiving. Santana: You did this to me! I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no one with. Why would I Why would I want that? Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. Im sorry. Brittany: Well, I told you last year that if I was single and you were single, we would mingle. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. Slut. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. Im just too tired. Santana: I'm 25. You're joking, right? I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. Santana: You're addicted to vests. In honor of learning even more. The death of celebrities usually does not impact me, but this one really has. Finn: What are you talking ab- Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. Everyone! Carl: I get that all the time. Santana: Sex is not dating. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Youre not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but youre still an idiot. Cant I just have one night where Im queen? Santana: This is all YOUR fault! Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. Even though I never knew you personally, you will always be part of my life. Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Yay. I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. I understand. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". Santana taught us well. Waitress: But you ate it all. The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. Quinn: You know, I have to say, Rosario, you are killing it in that dress. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. It's the best part of my day, okay? I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. This is garbage. Santana to Mr . In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. She always seemed like she took the work she was doing for lesbian representation so seriously (even when the writers didnt), and she embraced how beloved she was by the community. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Palatable. Santana: Hey Tubs! No! We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. Dont forget me, she belts, after a moment of uncertainty. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. Wait, somethings definitely wrong. What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? Blaine: We could have handled that. Santana: I'm not! Perhaps youve read them, even. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your Appendix out. Monologue - Glee Written by Ryan Murphy Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. dont wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. #acting This is my least favorite episode of Glee. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. And also sorry that you have no talent. Thank you so much. Lord of the bling. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. (Claps). I miss this place so much. ". She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. And we'd like more please. Kurt and Santana, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Santana: Who, Rachel? For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together, or farted. Santana to Sam, about Quinn, Blame It on the Alcohol, Santana to Blaine or Rachel during "Don't You Want Me" (it was unclear), Blame It on the Alcohol. Santana: Sexy texting, seriously what era are you from? I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. ". Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. Follow them on Twitter! I cant remember the last time I felt so surprised, validated, and delighted by a coming out (Waverly Earp got close!). Oh, and also? (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! He was rude, patronising, and racist. Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. Of all those famous tirades and one-liners, none warms my heart like The only straight I am, is straight up Bitch.. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? I want to think it was because it truly meant something. Hi DM! Privacy Policy. Santana: He has no game. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. Santana: That is the lamest thing I didn't understand a word of. Brittany: He's really not. Rosario Cruz. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. I have awesome gay-dar. Santana: Okay, hold up. Later, Santana cuts through the dancers and bellows, Dont Forget Me! I remember crying as I watched someone I love walk down the aisle to marry the woman of her dreams. Thank you, guys. And it worked. He lets go of my Eggo! Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. Santana: You wanna have a duel? He's made of magic. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. I am so devastated by this loss. How could Brody give all that up? Ive written a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. You are my first love. When I was 13 Glee was my entire world the show and the cast and their adventures swept me up in a frenzy, the way obsessions do with 13 year olds. Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. Santana: I think I know how to make you feel better. The strive to create a safer, and more comfortable sex-toy shopping experience for the Queer community and more specifically gender non-conforming, trans and non-binary people. Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. has something to do with it. Okay, okay. Shes the star. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. Santana: While you were playing house, Puck was sexting me. But it actually lets silence tell its own story for a minute. It was that damn Trouty Mouth. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! Your friend Brody? I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? Yeah, I mean, who knows? It remains poignantly jarring in its specificity and its place in the great cannon of Television Coming Out Scenes. Would be glad if someone could prove me wrong, but our queer womens stories being told explicitly on TV and film is so young that Naya, as far as I can think, is the first actress who played gay in a big way to die. And it was uneventful. (Will asks about Christmas tree) Will: And the ornaments? ". Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . For the Latinx community specifically, Santana was one of the only on-screen depictions of a queer Afro-Latina. We'll just see if that happens. And Naya brought that same joy, that same energy, to the Glee Live tour and I got to be in the very same room with her while she sang that song, and its a memory Ill likely never forget. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. Why is everyone staring at me like Im Finn and I just won a butter-eating competition? (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. Emmy Rossum is. Santana: (laughs) Do you know where she keeps it? middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead The year level coordinator called me into his office and demanded I went. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more Quinn: Do you want me to slap you again? I was that kid at school for better or worse. Santana: Yes, we can. Mostly, though, the dialogue. Oh ok. SANTANA: I'm keepin' it real. We know. Mr. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. He didnt remember her favorite ice cream order or her little sisters name. The only straight I am is straight-up bitch. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Showtime "The monologue when she tells Monica why she can't take Liam away is so amazing. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Will: [stands up] Santana. This is embarrassing. No me gusta! Because even when Glee was at its worst, Santana always seemed to be the voice of reason. Finn: No she's not. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible 1x01 - Pilot. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". First theres the pause. Did you know she tried to sell me once? In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water. I love you. Santana: The truth about what? Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. So be warned: if you are not giving this everything you've got, I WILL go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses. So youre gonna grant me a wish, Thats right, double-stuffed, fatty, gassy, mcgravy pants, we are just one big happy, happy family, I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another, so let me write you a reality check, Richie Bitch. When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. Can't I think about it for like a day? Im a star. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Every day just feels like a war. Santana: Wanky. Santana: Come on, screw her. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. Santana: Lets just keep this on point. I meant, it's a Win-Win for me. 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